Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Inside blog for Amita + M.E. + Essie

Well, with all the inside blogs goin' on I'd might as well make a blog for asparagus. seein' it's the coolest thing around. >.>

One day the professional asparagus hunters M.E, Amita, and Emily were asparagus hunting as usual walking down the residential quadrangle. They were about to go into the FoRbIdDeN ArEa of the Do-ri-tO to play asparagus tag (how would that work out with 3 people?- we'd probably get some asparagus to play with us...). Then all of a sudden Emperor Maxis' fleet zooms by leaving a trail of manga and anime! Emily quickly leaps up in excitement with the prospect of anything remotely japanese. She collects the various manga books to find that they are all graphic novels about asparagus (big suprise). Essie happens to walk close to the 3 heroines. "That's my manga," Essie remarks, collecting her manga "and listen to some ['whatever that japanese person's name is' Essie told me to listen to]. "err, yes! of course! that person!"Emily repilies. M.E. hands Emily a gigantic sack of manga "my dad's the editor of MAD, here Emily, have some FREE manga." Emily goes into a fit of ecstatic shock and randomly hugs people passing by. Half Emily whole great., Ameeta, and Emily the cool decide to go to Sarazan after a late night of partying with asparagus, to take naps and steal soda and cereal for pizza night. Some mexican kid runs off with about 10billion sodas with about 10 RA's chasing after him. Emily gives him a thumbs up while Amita hides and M.E. looks at Emily funny. After using Emily's wierd cloth for some nappy-licious nappy time, Whole Grain, Infinity and 'the ninja' go to the big butt stone for some serious frisbee and such. After getting hit by her own frisbee a gazillion times M.E. decides that frisbee is a drug with terrible, terrible effects. The Infamous Frisbee Theif steals M.E.'s frisbee and walks away saying that it's about to Raymond. Amita hangs her head in shame for succumbing to incorrect word placement and suddenly decides to start naming the many species of algae. Essie suddenly pops up from the heart stone and exclaims mysteriously "Ask me for No, ask me for Yes" M.E. says "No." Amita says "Yes" and Emily looks at the crowd of ongoing people trying to sit on the rock. It starts to rain and Emily, Amita, and M.E. are directed to the lecture hall which also doubles as a movie theater/make-out = paridise. A smooching couple just happens to block M.E.'s view of the movie playing (MIB I +II). Then the screen zooms out into a glass marble and a locker. The screen zooms back in to Amita, M.E., and Emily having a random dance party. Emily decides she needs an iPod to match her pajamas and makes a whip out of asparagus to capture Steve Jobs. The iPod is plaid.

5 Comments:

Blogger Emily said...

What is the name of that japanese singer!?!?

10:17 PM  
Blogger Emily said...

I've decided to do inside blogs now cuz they are fun and I am decent at them ^^

10:19 PM  
Blogger M.E. said...

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That was an awesome inside blog!!! Laughing hysterically right now. The wierd part is, most of that stuff actually happened. Just not in that order.

And for the record, I was not involved in your secret soda smuggling mission in any way.

5:02 AM  
Blogger Mr. E said...

and i don't care about word incorrect placement. and spelled you name my wrong one place at - Ameeta.

4:05 PM  
Blogger Emily said...

I know XD I did that on purpose

10:51 AM  

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