Sunday, July 30, 2006

Inside Blog V

Ray-Ray I know this excellent retirement home for you. Nice and quiet. Ohh yeah, there was one incident there one time. A woman died and nobody cared. What's her face? M.E.? No. Ellen? No. Oh yeah, Emily H. No big deal though.

Kingston: Ryan, you can be a boy.
Ryan: No, I'm a girl.
Girls: Yay!
Kingston: Traitor.
Ryan: I've never been a boy.
Ray-Ray: HEY, be a man dooo the right thing.
Emily C.: You don't even play soccer with us.
Raymond: I'm just being social.
Sarah: RAYMOND WANG! HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ME!
Amita: I am going to pick a fight with you now just for fun! I mean, because of what you may or may not have said.
Raymond: I've got to go.
Kingston: SOOO hungry.
Kaela: IT'S PIZZA NIGHT!
Kingston: Same here.
Rachel: Hey M.E. is the pizza here yet?
Scott: Yeah John where is our pizza?
M.E: Pizza's not here yet. But Brendan is showing Bemegyek!
Rachel: Who watches Bemegyek?
Kingston: BEMEGYEK! WHERE?
Rachel: Besides Kingston?
Ryan: BEMEGYEK! WHERE? LORD BEMEGYEK, HE BECKONS
Kingston and Ryan: BEMEGYEK, BEMEGYEK.
John: WELLL, the pizza's not coming cause of the rain.
Angie: UGH not the Raymond again.
Kingston: I hate the Raymond.
Geena: Why does Raymond have to be so racist! Gosh!
Kaela: Yeah Raymond what do you have against my race.
Kingston: Way to go Raymond!
Scott: Raymond isn't here.
Emily C.: Way to point out the obvious, Scott.
John: Just kidding!
Chris's hall: WE HATE YOU! GET OUR PIZZA! NOW!
John: OK ok
Raph: I still think we should have gotten the Hawaian pizza.
Cherry: With cherries on top!
Raph: No, with pineapple.
Cherry: OHH!
Kingston: Scott where is our pie!?
Scott: For the last time I didn't get pie!
Cherry: Cherry pie!?
Scott: Cherry, I know this great doctor. He's currently working on cookie monster and Amanda...
Cherry: I don't have a problem.
Kingston: Still hungry!
Kaela: Hye-Jung, do you still have applesauce?
Hye-Jung: Just as long as you don't play spoons this time.
Kingston, Scott, Kaela, Rachel: AWWWWW!
Kingston: HEY JACOB, THE RED SOX ARE IN FIRST!
Helena: I hate the Red Sox.
Kingston: WELL AT LEAST THE RED SOX HAVE RED SOX NATION! WHAT DO THE YANKEES HAVE? YANKEE FANS? THAT'S ORIGINAL!
Max: FEET!
Kingston: Hey that's my wor, oww!
John W.: Poke!
Cherry: Now may not be the best time.
John: POKE, POKE, POKE, AND POKE!
Kingston: I'm still winning!
Charlie: Need a cookie?
Kingston: Are they from Foy?
Charlie: Where else?
Kingston: How much?
Charlie: $20 a pop!
Kingston: What I wouldn't do for a cookie.
Ari: Hey, Kingston.
Kingston: Yes?
Ari: Jacob and a couple of his friends are looking for you.
Kingston: What for?
Ari: The hat in the trash thing.
Kingston: Ohhh. Hmm. Maybe I can trick him, Yankee fans aren't that smart.
Ari: Hey watch it.
Kingston: It's true.
Ari: Kingston, I'm warning you.
Kingston: IT'S TRUE!
Ari: I WARNED YOU. WHERE'S RAYMOND I NEED TO TAKE OUT MY ANGER!
Scott: I thought you were mad at Kingston?
Ari: Yeah, but he's my favorite.
Geena: I know why you want to beat up Raymond, he's racist.
Kaela: Gosh Raymond why do you have to be so racist?
Scott: Again, Raymond is not here.
Emily C.: Scott again, pointing out what no one else can.
Kingston

5 Comments:

Blogger Emily said...

Kingston, you rock. I think you should write a play... cuz it would be funny. Nice work ^_^

3:42 PM  
Blogger Shawn. said...

Lol...the best, Kingston, the best

4:44 PM  
Blogger Geena! said...

haha you're the best. i was lol'ing in front of my computer for like 5 minutes :D

7:36 AM  
Blogger M.E. said...

Okay, I was just sitting at my computer reading this and I started laughing so hard and so loud that my mother was all like,"What's so funny?" and she was at the other end of my apartment. Hysterical as usual!

But what do you have against us Yankees fans?!?!?!?!

10:21 AM  
Blogger Mr. E said...

hehe, oh no we hate the raymond. We were all such perverts. (only me and a few ppl remeber. )

4:06 PM  

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